August 6, 2010

you idiot.

tourist: it's a love-hate relationship.

although they bring in mucho mula into the valley during the summer season, 99.9% of them are idiots. no argument there.
i understand it might be difficult to drive down the highway-22 when you are laying your eyes upon the tetons for the first time, but please, don't stop in the middle of the road and watch out for the road bikers. we usually wear bright colors anyways.
i understand you want to take a dip in the mighty snake river, but you absolutely can not float down in a tire tube. you will die.
please leave more than a 3$ tip on a $50 bar tab.
yes, we have a coldwater creek. go nuts.

my blood boils when i drive through yellowstone during the summer. when visiting my gal pal in big sky, i take the longer route through idaho. you may think that's crazy, who would avoid yellowstone? until you see how dumb humans are capable of being, you too would steer clear until tourist season dies down. i recently saw a man with a tripod in the middle of a buffalo herd. pretty certain he doesn't work for national geographic.

bears, buffalo, and moose do not want to be pet.
they don't want to be in your family christmas card.
food will attract bears.....and they will eat you.

donald, you should not have thrown that stick at the buffalo. now you and your wife are on for being idiots...


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